🏏 RSP bowling at Corruption XI

Balendra "Balen" Shah: AND HE'S IN! Balendra "Balen" Shah walks to the crease on March 27 — Nepal's youngest PM at 35, first Madhesi in the big chair. The crowd goes absolutely WILD. Sworn in with 108 conches, 108 monks, and a brand-new rap track. RSP 182 for 0 — what a chase!

Balendra "Balen" Shah: FIRST BALL! Day 1 in office and the Umpire is already reviewing the field placements. KP Oli arrested the very next morning. The new captain is cleaning up the outfield fast.

Sudan Gurung: NEW BATTER IN! Sudan Gurung — DJ turned Gen Z general turned Home Minister. Sworn in March 27. From the protest frontlines to the Home Ministry. The crowd chants his name in the stands!

Sudan Gurung: SETTLING IN. Sudan Gurung outlines Gen Z-aligned reforms in his first press conference. Public service delivery, transparency, no more dot balls. The new Home Minister is swinging early!

KP Sharma Oli: OUT!! KP SHARMA OLI IS OUT!! Caught by Nepal Police off the Karki Commission delivery. Arrested at dawn from his Gundu, Bhaktapur residence on March 28, 2026 — one day after the new government was sworn in. 77 wickets fell under his captaincy. He couldn't stop the collapse.

KP Sharma Oli: THIRD UMPIRE REVIEW! Kathmandu District Court remanded Oli to 5-day judicial custody on March 29. Appeared virtually from Tribhuvan University Teaching Hospital citing health issues. The review is ON.

KP Sharma Oli: PAVILION CONFIRMED. Court extended Oli's remand by another 5 days. Protests erupted across Nepal at news of his arrest. The crowd has seen the replay — OUT stands.

Ramesh Lekhak: CLEAN BOWLED! Ramesh Lekhak — the former Home Minister who gave the bowling order — is OUT. Arrested at 5 AM from Suryabinayak, Bhaktapur on March 28, same morning as Oli. The Karki Commission left no doubt: he's liable.

Ramesh Lekhak: REMANDED! Kathmandu District Court sends Lekhak to 5-day custody. The delivery was straight — Criminal Negligence, Section 181 & 182. Extended by another 5 days. The pavilion has a new resident.

Deepak Khadka: CAUGHT BEHIND! CIB pouches Deepak Khadka — former Energy Minister — on March 29. Money Laundering charges. Forensic lab confirmed: those burnt notes found in his house after the September 9 arson? Very real. The evidence was burning, literally.

Deepak Khadka: SEVEN-DAY REMAND! Kathmandu District Court grants 7 days in custody. The DMLI probe is widening. Alleged to have sold Energy Ministry licences like they were match tickets. Nepal Scouts land allegedly misappropriated too. Big runs, all scam.

Sher Bahadur Deuba: UNDER THE HAWK-EYE! Sher Bahadur Deuba — 5-time PM — is still at the crease but CIB and DMLI have their eyes on him. Money laundering probe active. Burnt banknotes forensically confirmed at his residence. The third umpire is loading the footage...

Sher Bahadur Deuba: DOT BALL... for now. Not yet arrested as of March 30, but bank accounts, investments, Nepal Rastra Bank records, Securities Board data — all under investigation. The pressure is building. How long can he hold this crease?

Pushpa Kamal Dahal "Prachanda": APPEAL REFERRED UPSTAIRS! Prachanda (Pushpa Kamal Dahal) is surviving at the crease but the DMLI probe is intensifying. Burnt currency found at his residence confirmed by forensic labs. The assets investigation is pulling financial records from Nepal Rastra Bank and the Securities Board.

Pushpa Kamal Dahal "Prachanda": TIGHT DELIVERY! Dahal — the man who went from jungle guerrilla to Prime Minister — now faces the most dangerous bowler of all: forensic accountants. Still batting as of March 30, 2026. But the third umpire is watching every run.

Arzu Rana Deuba: FIELDING CHECK! Arzu Rana Deuba — former Foreign Minister — is in the DMLI probe list alongside her husband Sher Bahadur. Financial and property records under review. Not yet arrested as of March 30. The bowling team is warming up though.